I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.Lily Tomlin
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.Dame Edna Everage
Ha! Very funny quotes, thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteAll very good quotes. The last one reminds me of someone with whom I used to work. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the toilet seat one...Hahaaa
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Good stuff!!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I loved those - I needed a laugh today. sandie
ReplyDeleteI love quotes! I just wish I could remember them!
ReplyDeleteCute ones. Trish
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